A friend of mine had a party at his place and kept ranting on about how he'd always wanted a convertible. So a couple of us took some old-fashioned can openers from his kitchen and started trying to cut a hole in the top of our host's car. Anyway, my friend came outside and discovered what we were doing and instead of being angry he went and got his angle grinder and welding torch "to do the job properly". Needless to say we totally fucked-up his car, but at least he finally got his convertible
