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DWB · 09-26-2008, 08:55 AM

OK... maybe a big bareback mandingo dick up your ass while you are sick would be worse, but I feel pretty bad and icky today. I'm pretty sure there is an invisible vice on my head that is hell bent on popping my skull. My eyes feel like they are going to explode with so much pressure behind them. My body aches. My noes is pouring snot non-stop and I feel like I weigh 400lbs.

Can I get a hug and some warm milk?

Or...

Photos of natural titties always makes me feel better.

09-26-2008, 08:55 AM
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I'm sick as a dog today. There is nothing worse. I need your help. OK... maybe a big bareback mandingo dick up your ass while you are sick would be worse, but I feel pretty bad and icky today. I'm pretty sure there is an invisible vice on my head that is hell bent on popping my skull. My eyes feel like they are going to explode with so much pressure behind them. My body aches. My noes is pouring snot non-stop and I feel like I weigh 400lbs. Can I get a hug and some warm milk? Or... Photos of natural titties always makes me feel better.