03-14-2003, 01:48 AM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Originally posted by JeremySF
I was at my sister's wedding reception when this hot chick keeps flirting with me. So I'm totally thinking, where can we go to get busy. But then all of a sudden I don't feel well, so I go into one of the bedrooms to lie down and then I turn on the t.v. I'm flipping channels, only to come across the playboy channel. So I'm watching it, getting a little excited and thinking about the girl I should be with...
Well, I can't move....So....I pull down my pants down by my ankles so I can sort of do my business.
To cut a long story short, I pass out. Everyone was looking for me, then all of sudden I wake up startled only to see my Mom, Dad, Grandparents, and a bunch of other relatives staring at me in shock. I'm fucking half naked with my hand on my dick and a kleenex next to me.
Ok, this was actually a joke or rather a composite of several different experiences. But, I'm sure it happened to someone and boy would that suck!
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