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Old 03-13-2003, 07:13 PM  
Herb Kornfield
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Taking care of asshole neighbors is no problem at all, I have the method that involves no confrontation of the neighbors and is totally safe as well with making maximum effect to upset the offending neighbors world.

1. See what times the neighbors are awake, usually, if they are up all night raising hell, good chance they have to sleep during the day. Once you know their sleep schedule you are golden.

2. Get the local yellow pages or www.superpages.com, you are looking for ALL local taxi companies that are in your area.

3. $20.00 in quarters and location of the nearest payphone.

Step 1.

You see that the target is asleep, no noise, nothing.

Call all the local taxi compaines that you have listings for from the nearest payphone. Tell them that you are going to the local airport (bonus points if really far ride that means HUGE fare) Also, you have to tell the dispatcher that your grandmom is there and VERY hard of hearing, please bang very hard on the door.

Anyone that ever had a taxi knock at the door knows that the cabbie will usually almost take your door off the hinges anyways, so, bang harder gets the door beaten to a pulp.

So the target is now awake and TOTALLY irate since they havent ordered a taxi, the cabbie is nuts since they have blown off other jobs to take this fare and all hell breaks loose.

15 minutes later, taxi driver gone more than likely, BUT, the next cab arrives, same deal, after about the 5th - 6th one, your target will be literally going nuts.

If you really want to add spice, toss in a few pizza orders or chiense food orders as well.

After about 4 hours of non stop door banging, arguging and irate cabbies, delivery folks and bewildered neighbors, you will prbably be laughing your ass off.

The best part is that as your neighbors life is made a living hell, they have NO IDEA that you are the cause of all this grief.

Remember the payphone is a VERY powerful weapon when used in the right fashion.
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