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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
unless of course it is a midget child , then you will be arrested shortly for knowing key evidence.
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you are two-thirds right...it is a midget baby bigfoot foot
it's hard getting laid around here and i was tired of banging double cheeseburgers...i fucked a bigfoot, the resulting crossbreed pregnancy ended in a stillborn delivery...we were scared and didn't want our unholy relationship to turn into a media scandal...so we buried the body in the local pet cemetery...the baby will wake up soon and kill everyone in it's path to get back home to me and mom...