Shit stained sofas and all.
We'd be like Ebony and Ivory... Lennon and Jackson... Salt and Pepper... BVF and DWB! The Dastardly Duo.
I can hook you up with true Thai crack heads all day long. Ladyboy crack heads too! You can shoot them in sleazy "short time" sex hotels where they leave used condoms all over the floor and cum rags laying about. It's sleaze at it's highest level.
It would be a legendary and epic adventure sure to be written about in the porno history books.
