1. Louisiana swamp-stink smells like dirty vaginas, but they have decent to very good
boudin damn near anywhere you stop.
2. Outside of Austin, Dallas, and Houston, there really is nothing in Texas but steers and queers
3. I?ve peed in so many gross places that I can now hold it in like a camel. They should administer tetanus shots after you leave rest area bathrooms.
4. Never, ever,
EVER stop in Canton, TX for the night. They?re a dry county (
) and when you ask for a glass of wine with dinner, they look at you like you?ve just shot the President.
I just took a shower and had a relaxing dinner in Alberquerque, New Mexico and I'm off to Arizona in the morning!
