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Old 09-15-2008, 03:28 PM  
Porno Dan
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Winners from the Sexpolis Sunset Strip Awards

I want to thank everyone who made it out to the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards. We had a capacity crowd, which is pretty damn good for a Sunday night with only a week of promotion. Bear in mind that this whole thing started out as an idea Rick Shameless and I had while we were driving around Porn Valley, and is a joke!

Special Thanks go out to Kenzi Marie and Anita Blue. Any time you cum twice at party, it's a real PARTY!

Biggest Cum Guzzler Anita Blue
Best Boner of the Year Vivid for letting Kayden Kross out of her contract
Puffiest Nipples Claire Dames
Prettiest Penis O'Bannon
Sweetest Ass Kenzi Marie
Blogger of the Year DCypher
Best Bimbo Brittney & Whitney Stevens
Fluffer of the year Naomi Cruise
Craziest Cash Program OCCash.com
Blogger of the Year (talent) Christian XXX
Biggest Pussy Lips Anita Blue
Best Dimples Sophie Dee
Most Crooked Cock Rick "The Banana" Shameless
Weakest Load Nick Manning
Site you can’t live without 2Girls1Cup.com
Director Most Likely to sleep with talent off camera Tee Real
Most likely to fuck the crew Dirty Deena Daniels
"New Age" Suitcase Pimp of the Year Lee Bang
Most likely to deny they were in the adult business Everyone @ Adult Vest
Best O Face Kylee Reece
Least likely to get laid off camera Rev Sand
Casting Couch of the Year The Couch at Multimedia used by Johnny Thrust
Most likely to make it as a mainstream actress Tony Batman
Most overhyped starlet Jeena Jameson
Paysite of the Year CrackWhoreConfessions.com
VOD site of the Year AEBN.net
Golden Throat Award Monica Mayhem
Best sex kitten Satine Phoenix
Best British booty Sophie Dee
Best load dropping Nick Manning
Best Character actor in porn James Bartholet
Best Couples Scene AKA most Romantic Moment in Porn "Little Runaway 2" - The 60 man gang bang in the bus with Desire Moore directed by Jim Powers
Most Pessimistic Person in the industry Gia Jordan
Tighest Pussy in Porn Tie Ami Emerson and Audrianna Angel
Most Liklely to Fail a Drug Test Jimmy Mofo
Most Likley to get kicked out of their own party Porno Dan Leal

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