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Boredom leading to some statements and questions...........cool shit to know tho
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
(Does that include wet dreams?)
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
(My little guys like to land on faces)
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
(How many muscles to make one hump?)
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
(So they dont have to go "too far" down)
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
(um......ok)
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
(I must have more, mine can get pretty rough)
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
(even bigger prior to "breaking the seal" at the bar)
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
(or fuck up my ubula on a hangover day)
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
(but is it USEFUL?)
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
(how longs it take sperm when a chick swallows?)
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
(shit i thought 2 minutes was short)
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
(well, thats comforting as i USED to drink severly, nice to know being fuzzy has benefits)
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
(is that when the big fat cell and small snake cell were gettin it on?)
-There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
(with or without socks?)
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
(is it a gallon if im fucking under the covers because it gets REAL fuckin hot)
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
(besides my cock)
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born
(can we stop this in women to improve blowjob performance?)
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
(thats why grudge fucks are so great, now it makes sense)
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
(I just checked and im gonna have to throw the bullshit flag on that one)
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