Dear Playboy, thanks for allowing me to take part in your online survey. Unfortunately I don't have a lot of time so we'll have to keep it brief ok?
What? If I take the survey I'll be in a drawing to win 1 of the 3 Ipods that your giving away? Well why didn't you say that? Let's do this already....
Whats that? You want me to share with you all the adult sites that I visit on a regular basis?
Ok, so what if I'm not comfortable sharing this info with you?
Oh I see....so it's gonna be like that huh?
Well, thanks for keeping me in the running for one of those 3 Ipods, I could really use a new one right now
