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I say:
Fuck France, Fuck England and fuck any body that stands in our way. Us Americans and our tax dollars have bailed out so many foreign governments financial and war problems is sickening. Yes, we are the biggest bad ass of the playground and it?s time to recognize or get beat down. If these countries don?t like it take your foreign investment and GFY. What I find hypocritical is these countries will invest in the US and then come back and ask for loan guarantees in the billions. Then stand up and say we Americans are uneducated stupid fucks with no culture. Then why invest your money here? And who is truly the stupid fuck?
My Iraq policy:
Say Saddam you fucked up and have billions in oil assets ripe for the pickings. You have pissed off your neighbors so basically no one is going to help you. Your Stalinist ideology did not work, but thanks for the oil fields. We should notify the people of Iraq to leave before 3-15-2003 or you will be considered an enemy. Then we should bomb Baghdad into a glass bowl and make it a skateboard theme park. Sell coke, Marlboros, Bud Lite, and blast a looped tape of Brittany Spears forever. This will teach other countries to wise up with their wealth of natural resources.
My American policy:
Close the borders and give a 90-day notice via the media to get the fuck out if you are illegally here. If you are caught here after 90 days you become a ?Freedom worker of the US?. You will be interned three years in special camps that builds all the same shit they do in China for three hots and cot. You will be bombarded with ?Hooked on Phonic? 24 hours a day. After three years the only way to get out of the camp is to memorize and recite the current McDonalds menu in perfect English. (With a headset on)
My American foreign policy:
Oh you need an economy stimulus package? 50% interest and 10% of all profits form the investment capitol?for life. If you default on the loan your citizens will get the ?Freedom worker of the US? package.
Oh you need military assistance because another country is kicking your ass? What?s in it for us?
Oh you need assistance due to a dictatorship government? What?s in it for us?
Conclusion of my rant:
I am tired of all the countries complaining about our actions. Whenever any of them needed help they came to us and we gave it to them. What is worse is most NEVER repaid us. Most Americans don?t want to go to war. Why? It?s bad for business, but we understand it?s better to pay now then later. How do we know this? Because we bailed every one else out when it got to late. So if you don?t like our war..GFY.
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“My doctors told me I have a multiple personality disorder”
..We disagree-
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