My alternate personalities have this to say:
"I resent the public posting of these ridiculous allegations. Such results are completely unscientific and have no merit!"
"Fuck what you think and fuck what you say! Who the fuck are you anyway?
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"Am I really messed up in the head? I knew it...I try to keep the voices away but they keep on coming back."
"Pussies, asses and mouths were made to be fucked. Dicks and breasts were made to be sucked. End of story."