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Originally Posted by Trixie
My advice is that not all women are the same so generic advice is pretty much useless. But what the hell, here's mine:
Know your place in the world; you are her inferior. Don't act like you're her equal in life experiences, knowledge of wine or film or ANYTHING unless you want her to laugh at you. Don't act like Red Robin is fine dining or let her know you've never bought a meal anywhere besides taco bell unless it's because you honestly don't have money and you say so. Don't try to be good at being HER age, just be good at being YOUR age (without assuming she'll be interested in doing whatever it you like to do, besides fucking).
And above all, don't try to teach her "new" tricks about her body like you know shit about her pussy that she hasn't already figured out a la "I saw Cytherea do this in a porno and now I think YOU should squirt twenty five feet".
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You forgot to add:
Do not "take it easy" the first time. You need to show her how "young people" do it. If she is new to the track because of a recent divorce you need to make it easier for yourself and for those that will come after you. You will be doing her in the ass... you will be finishing in her mouth regardless of what orifice got you to the point of completion.