TarPy, I would like to thank you for making this thread even more hilarious. Not only am I an asshole, but I'm also a broke pussy who knows nothing about marketing and my Alexa ranking is an indicator of these facts.
Can you help me out of this, TarPy? I don't want to eat Ramen noodles anymore. I'm sick of it!
I'll be back to check on this thread, TarPy. Feel free to write me another novel in here.
Here is some inspiration for your upcoming book:
