Bible Thumpin' Tongue Speakin' Update:
We have all heard that Palin's church believes we are at the end of days.... And that Palin has said our children are dying in Iraq not because Bush made a fucking huge mistake, but because God wants it.
She also says that God wants her to build a "second" bridge to nowhere, and then build Sarah's Ark while she's at it... (it'll only cost tax payers 600 million dollars, McCain said he would sell one of his homes to help out, but because he wasn't sure how many he owned, he wouldn't say which one..)
Anywhoo, Sarah wants to collect 2 opposite sex religious monogamous partners of every God fearing Holy Jesus loving bible thumping anti-porn species (so far it's just her and McCain's bathroom stall toe tappin' wrinkled dick in her ass...)
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