After Shock Media

So I guess the first episode aired after several other shorts (interviews, history, literature). Was not thinking it would be an hour long show for some reason but guess it is. Not to sure yet if we like it or not either. I know they had to cover a whole lot to even begin a story or if not cover at least introduce.

So far I just get:
New Orleans backdrop (not super original but eh may as well)
Super bitchy black side kick with crush on leads brother.
Vampires have came out into the open and want rights etc.
Japanese developed a synthetic blood that gives them all they need.
Leads brother is a horn dog who will fuck anything that moves and well will provide many sex scenes in future episodes.
Lead character is sort of a mind reading redneck waitress who is very proper and a virgin despite some killer titties. Though would make sense if you can read minds and are a female just how you could end up a virgin.
Leads boss is a bar owner who is in love with lead.
Gay black chef who seems very naughty, could be good or bad.
Humans have a black market for vampire blood, guess it makes them feel better and is like a drug.
Humans may be draining vampires of blood (killing them) so they can make money or get high on own supply.
Silver is sort of very bad for vampires (yeah new one for me too).
Main vampire so far is new to town and lead can not read his mind, also seems to have crush on him.
Mystery murder.
Kinky sex, ok seriously they are adding a lot of sex to this. Hell it about opens up with a handjob. Vampire turbo sex seems scary. With gay character already in play, surprise butt sex may be coming.

Well that is I think everything they wanted to explain. Sure I left out some small shit like I think grandma is a ho, and such but oh well. I can understand it also taking a few episodes to get rolling along with a story or plot, unless your cool with just lots of sex and an occasional ass kicking.

So what did you make of it?

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