Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

For my first project that you will be doing for free:

Write a nice dissertation on cross sales, with an entirely improper perspective, and blaming all of the wrong people. Work in the Jewish-Owned media angle. Bonus points if you find a cross sale to the grassy knoll.

Please submit responses; I will grade you on the best. Then, you can give me more free assistance. Thank you in advance.