because i love you jenni... i did them all
PHOTO #1
I love LAMP. 
PHOTO #2
WAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!
PHOTO #3
"OMG!!! I think i see it!" "Shut up Gurtrude! They're watching!"
BONUS---> PHOTOCHOP or CAPTION THIS:
I need a cigarette!
or
Finally... I couldn't shit for a week!
or
Only when the drugs are done... I feel like dying!