Originally Posted by Retox Josh 911: 911, how can we assist you? Josh: Dick Dumbass is crying again. 911: Would you like us to send the waaaaaaaaahmbulance? Josh: As soon as possible please.

I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him...