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Originally posted by Colin
I visited France. I liked it. I had a good time.
Some people were nice. Some people were rude - especially one lady in particular who mooned me and flipped me off just because I was filming Old Nice. I was probably filming her house or something. My bad.
The bread was very hard. Could break your teeth.
So anyway, I kept ordering really slimy strange food. Eventually I gave up and started going to McDonald's. Their french fries were different than ours. Next time I go somewhere I'm going to learn the language first.
Why get all bent out of shape about the French? There is going to be a little more talk in the UN. The US and Britain are going to invade. France will protest. The war will be over within two months. Chemical and biological weapons will be found. Everyone will kiss and make up. No one will apologize. France will get some contracts in New Iraq. No big deal. Business as usual.
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Sad but true. Especially the part about the bread being hard. Probably cause you were a foreigner, and they were selling you the day old stuff.