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You are already thinking about buying overpriced meat, why be the same as everyone else and buy from the other guys?
If we give your salmonilia we will cater your deathbed for free.
Trust us that our meat is great, it is coming from Florida after all.
Everything else comes to Florida to retire and die, why not your dinner meat too?
Our steak is so tender that we had to be based out of a state with a high denture population.
Our meat is Antibiotic, Cuban, and Haitian free.
Your one click from a superior meat experience (had to be serious once right).
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