Originally Posted by Socks

Jane, could I interest you in some penis?

I offer long strokes and rhythmic thrusting at reasonable rates.

Oh, and I'm Greek. Case fucking closed.

Do you feel like you've won the lottery? You should!

Your post was backfiring, and now you have some of the finest Greek cock your money can buy, on a silver plate of sorts.

When would you like to pick me up?