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tony286 · 08-26-2008, 04:43 PM

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16.

2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

08-26-2008, 04:43 PM
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	How To Install A Home Security System HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16. 2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine. 3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter