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Old 03-10-2003, 06:05 PM  
JeremySF
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Incidentally, has anyone heard Dave Chapell's bit on "Why Black People Love Fried Chicken?" It's classic. He's down in Mississippi, and walks into the diner.

DC: "Have you ever had something happen to you that was so racist that you didn't even get mad. You're like god damn, that was racist. That was racist! It was so blatant you were just like....damn.

I was in Mississippi doing a show and I go to this diner. I'm about to order, and I say.. 'hmmm, I'd like to have..."

Waiter says: "THE CHICKEN"

DC: "What the fuck?.....I could not believe it. I could not believe that shit. This man was absolutely right. I said how did he know...that I was gonna get some chicken?

I ask the guy, now how did you know I was gonna get some chicken?


Waiter says: "C'mon buddy. C'MON BUDDY! It's no secret down here that Blacks and Chickens are quite fond of eachother."

DC: "I wasn't even mad. All these years I thought I liked chicken because it was tasty and delicious. Turns out I'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken.



I always thought the whole stereotype about black people loving chicken and watermelon was pretty stupid. What the hell is wrong with loving chicken or watermelon? Doesn't everyone?



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