Mitch,
Here are a few things to consider and with this I think especially about you and what you do on a regular basis.
1. You need to be able to fit 2 sets of golf clubs in trunk (you + friend)
2. Hard top - since you hardly have hair and don't want to be sun burned on your thinker
3. Back seats for your kids
4. At least two cup holders for your gin/tonic mix
5. Considering where you live (boonies) you need to have a car that can drive off-road
6. Your size
So, here is my suggestion:
But on a more serious note, the Bentley Continental GTC would be perfect for you.
