JOHN MCCAIN IS A REAL AMERICAN!
HE'LL FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!
BECAUSE HE IS A REAL AMERICAN!
HE FIGHTS FOR WHAT'S RIGHT! HE'LL FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES!
IT'S HULK MCCAINIA BROTHERS! CATCH IT BEFORE HE BRINGS THE 24 INCH STRAIGHT TALK PYTHONS DOWN ON YOU!
RAWWRRPH!