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lil2rich4u2 · 03-09-2003, 03:54 PM

Was surfing through the adult.com thread and found this, figured id bring it here and share it, was a very interesting read.

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I'd say that about....uhmmmmmm....at least 40% of adult webmasters ARE BUYING UNQUALIFIED, NON AGE VERIFIED SURFERS HARDCORE EXPLICIT PORN!

Yes, read it again if you want...fuck, carve it into your friggin forehead if that's gonna get it through your thick skull...chances are you're doing it too.

I'll say it again...ALMOST HALF THE ADULT WEBMASTERS OUT THERE ARE BUYING PORN FOR OTHER PEOPLE. People who's age is unknown and people who will cease to pay for porn because some generous webmaster said, "not only will I buy you hardcore porn, anytime you want more come back and see me and I'll buy you more."

These webmasters are not giving it away for free...they are buying it for others.

Last rant and I'll get tot the point...would you stand out in front of a liquor store or sex shop and buy all the passers by, regardless of age, a porn magazine and then as they walk away yell, "Come back if you want more."

FUCK NO!

You'd not only end up in the poorhouse, you'd probably be arrested.

Here's the point, every single image, graphic, block of text, movie, whatever, you serve to the web requires bandwidth right? And bandwidth costs money right? Content costs money right? The time it takes to put a graphic together, encode a movie, write some text is money right, time is money right?

My question becomes...what is that text, content, graphic doing for you? Is it paying your bills? It better be or you are not long for the halls of adult webmastering.

In the immortal words of Lensman himself, "Why buy the pig if you can pork it for free?!" "ok?"

I really wish I had the link to this dudes gallery, it was 20 crisp large FULLY HARDCORE PICS with and amateurpages banner below it. And he had like 40 galleries all different content plastered all over the place...guess why he had amateurpages there???

BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY FUCKING PROGRAM THAT'D PAY HIM!!!

He can't convert a per sign up program cause all his fucking surfers are cleaning up their own cum with a sock while they click right thru the friggin tour...if they even get that far...fucking moron! The guy is one step away from burning dvd's and posting them on kazaa...and it maddens me...

MAKE THE SURFER PAY FOR PINK. TEASE THEM WITH THE PORN YOU BUY FOR THEM...LEARN TO SELL. Pack that shit away in a memebers area somewhere and tell them how much it'll cost and how to get there...but for chrissake's people don't hand it to them on a silver fucking platter!

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03-09-2003, 03:54 PM
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Post By: -=HOAX=- (must see) Was surfing through the adult.com thread and found this, figured id bring it here and share it, was a very interesting read. -------------------------Begin Quote-------------------------- I'd say that about....uhmmmmmm....at least 40% of adult webmasters ARE BUYING UNQUALIFIED, NON AGE VERIFIED SURFERS HARDCORE EXPLICIT PORN! Yes, read it again if you want...fuck, carve it into your friggin forehead if that's gonna get it through your thick skull...chances are you're doing it too. I'll say it again...ALMOST HALF THE ADULT WEBMASTERS OUT THERE ARE BUYING PORN FOR OTHER PEOPLE. People who's age is unknown and people who will cease to pay for porn because some generous webmaster said, "not only will I buy you hardcore porn, anytime you want more come back and see me and I'll buy you more." These webmasters are not giving it away for free...they are buying it for others. Last rant and I'll get tot the point...would you stand out in front of a liquor store or sex shop and buy all the passers by, regardless of age, a porn magazine and then as they walk away yell, "Come back if you want more." FUCK NO! You'd not only end up in the poorhouse, you'd probably be arrested. Here's the point, every single image, graphic, block of text, movie, whatever, you serve to the web requires bandwidth right? And bandwidth costs money right? Content costs money right? The time it takes to put a graphic together, encode a movie, write some text is money right, time is money right? My question becomes...what is that text, content, graphic doing for you? Is it paying your bills? It better be or you are not long for the halls of adult webmastering. In the immortal words of Lensman himself, "Why buy the pig if you can pork it for free?!" "ok?" I really wish I had the link to this dudes gallery, it was 20 crisp large FULLY HARDCORE PICS with and amateurpages banner below it. And he had like 40 galleries all different content plastered all over the place...guess why he had amateurpages there??? BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY FUCKING PROGRAM THAT'D PAY HIM!!! He can't convert a per sign up program cause all his fucking surfers are cleaning up their own cum with a sock while they click right thru the friggin tour...if they even get that far...fucking moron! The guy is one step away from burning dvd's and posting them on kazaa...and it maddens me... MAKE THE SURFER PAY FOR PINK. TEASE THEM WITH THE PORN YOU BUY FOR THEM...LEARN TO SELL. Pack that shit away in a memebers area somewhere and tell them how much it'll cost and how to get there...but for chrissake's people don't hand it to them on a silver fucking platter! ---------------------------------End Quote----------------------------- __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!