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It's a little known fact that having sex just moments before competing is not only a performance-enhancing tactic, but a legal one at that. Even in the real Olympics, what they need is to have a group of male volunteers standing off to the side ready to step up whenever needed and give the female athletes a good hard deep dicking while they wait for their turn to tumble, vault, dive or swim. This would relax them, distract them from their pre-performance nerves, and would get their blood flowing better than any warmup. World records would begin dropping like flies I'm sure.
I already submitted the idea and put my name in to be one of the voluteers for 2012,
the Olympic commitee said they'd get back to me. :D
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