Originally Posted by Platinum Paul

"Straight up, there's only one event worth watching: (in the real Olympics is) women's gymnastics (for obvious reasons). I say simplify. I say cut out all of the nationalistic grandstanding and just have fit hotties vault fat-headed man-poles. I say swap out the 200 meter dash for the 1 centimetre gash and cram it full of athletic long-bodied schlongs. I say put the ass back into these ancient Greek games. Sports are fun, sure, but dirty sex is dirty sex. "

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