Lol! Good one!
I had my own honking *fail* a few days ago...
I was going through an intersection on my scooter and a guy in a giant SUV ran a red and nearly plowed into me. I jammed on my brakes and saw that he was on his phone. Pissed, I wanted to give him an angry "get off your phone and watch the fucking road, jackass" honk.
All that came out was a cute, friendly "beep!"
It was cute, but rather unsatisfying after nearly being killed.