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we should have attacked Iran on the first day of the olympics and then looked at russia and been all like
"yo man... what? sup? you got something to say about this shit you tiny broke country, need your pipeline and don't want NATO at your back door, invading during the olympics bitches!"
and they would be all like
"see, ya'll muthafuckas got it all twisted. we just be protectin our homeboys who was keepin the peace n' shit"
and we would be all like
"man, i ain't even tryin to hear dat bullshit. it took your lyin ass months to plan out this buhllshit. anyway... why don't you broke down bitches just worry about your own shit you got goin' on... while we be handlin' our bidness"
then Putin would jump in
"sup GMan?!?!"
Bush would be all like
"uh hello there my good friend Vladeemeer Pewtin, missed you at the ranch. we had tacos for lunch. you like tacos."
Russian president would jump in
"what the fucks wit you fools?! i'm standin right here... i'm president of russia, ya'all motherfuckas better recognize and start showin' me some respect"
everyone would laugh together, wink.... keep laughing
and then bush would be like
"sure. ok, Mr guy who thinks he's 'President' of Russia"
then they would all be holdin press conferences talking about how they be keepin the other motherfuckers in check while they be doin what they be doin
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