08-11-2008, 09:58 AM
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North Coast Pimp
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 304-534-757
Posts: 9,395
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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
its very easy to do.
first... you work on convincing a bunch of gullible tards that you're a bad ass and that you can teach them to catch bullets with their teeth.
second... you drone on and on about ancient arts, energy forces, disrupting energy forces etc etc etc.
third.. you build up to telling them you are going to teach them the most dangerous, deadly techniques ever. you continue to stress that its not a game, this shits serious and that very few people in the world know about it.
by this point, the young jedi are ready to believe anything
fourth... you pick the weak from the herd as "volunteers" - make sure they understand you are going to knock them out by using simple pressure points.. make sure they know what they will feel, how it will work, etc etc etc. ....basically telling his brain how to make his body react to certain stimuli.
its another ancient art called "the power of suggestion"
fifth... you do whatever it is you told him you were going to do... over dramatize it as much as possible... and watch him hit the ground.
BUT ... this point is crucial, like any decent martial arts illusionist (i.e. dillman).. you sell it AFTER the fact as well... race over, take his pulse, arrange his body into various "special positions" to counter the effects etc etc etc. act panicked to reinforce the point that this is "not a game" and "very deadly"
glance around the room... pick the next weakest retard... repeat.
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Thanks for the laugh...  
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