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"Why should horses be the only ones to enjoy a hands-free eating experience? Imagine yourself bellying up to a trough. Wouldn't you be happier than a pig in, well, stuff? Waitresses dressed like farmers' daughters would circulate with pitchers of slop, topping off feedbags as needed. Just ingenious."
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Eating from a trough means your hands would be free to be texting.
I see this catching on, definitely.