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a cop asked me for my autograph recently. infact he chased me down at 120 mph with his lights on with some phoney excuse about me speeding. I'm like "yah sure buddy i'll sign an autograph for you, next time just ask don't make up phony stories about dangerous speeding, im just a regular guy like everyone else", then he sprayed some very powerfull eye cleaner in my eyes and applied these cool wrist tension devices, i suppose its some sort of healing device, it actually felt more painfull than relaxing. Then he gave me a free tour of the town , i sat in the back of his car like a guest of honour. He took me to some sort of yoga center where the rooms were very small and had mattresses all over the walls and floors , and everything is white. I have been here for about a week now. I feel very relaxed, they even give me free vitamins every morning.
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