Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

LAX is great - I recall flying in there a few years back from Australia and I was bone tired, disoriented and hungry so I rolled up to McDonalds and ordered an Egg McMuffin. The fat black mama behind the counter looked at me and just laid into me, "We ain't go no egg mac muffins, motherfucker, can't you see it's 1 in tha afternoon?? Can't chu tell time??"