Ok, short recap:
1. I got ditched for an iPhone on a date and left at the trendiest pool in Hollywood all alone.
2. Steve showed up to save me.
3. No one in Hollywood has any Xanax.
4. Megan Satan finally showed up but has in tow her Vagina Stopping friend.
5. I?m on the D-List.
6. I hate Jeff Daniels.
I'm crying here
