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Old 08-04-2008, 02:05 PM  
TheDoc
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Before long, you will log online to do your airline tickets and be hit with pre-checked cross sales. $5 for pillow, $5 food, $2 water, $5 in bathroom tickets, $2 for carry on, $25 for extra bags. They should just charge based on the weight of the passenger.

Plane problems? No worry, oxygen bags are part of the pre-checked xsale.

When do I get to charge them for being late? Or sitting for an hour waiting to take off? Or maybe a lost bag reverse fee? (I now think they lose bags on purpose to save on gas, allowing them to load planes with less weight, so the overall planes don't have to store as much gas)

If the high speed rail act would have went through in the early 90's, things sure would be different today.
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