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DWB · 08-04-2008, 01:01 PM

Not having a good 48 hours. I feel into the Mekong River while in Laos while leaning against a rail at some shit hole restaurant (it broke), then when walking down to my 5th row seats at the movies tonight, I BUSTED MY ASS right in front of a packed house who was waiting to see Mummy.

What they saw was... my going down HARD, but somehow I did not drop a single kernel of pop corn, nor a drop out of my smoothie. NOTHING!!! Don't know how I did it, but somehow I did a spin while holding the goods and went down on my back. Smooth. Hard as hell, but smooth.

And in case some of you don't know about the Mekong, it's fucking really muddy. Looks like coffee with a lot of milk in it, yet it moves pretty fast. It took me for a little ride.

I did spill my soda and ruin my phone when I fell into the river.

08-04-2008, 01:01 PM
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I fell in the Mekong River, then again at the movies Not having a good 48 hours. I feel into the Mekong River while in Laos while leaning against a rail at some shit hole restaurant (it broke), then when walking down to my 5th row seats at the movies tonight, I BUSTED MY ASS right in front of a packed house who was waiting to see Mummy. What they saw was... my going down HARD, but somehow I did not drop a single kernel of pop corn, nor a drop out of my smoothie. NOTHING!!! Don't know how I did it, but somehow I did a spin while holding the goods and went down on my back. Smooth. Hard as hell, but smooth. And in case some of you don't know about the Mekong, it's fucking really muddy. Looks like coffee with a lot of milk in it, yet it moves pretty fast. It took me for a little ride. I did spill my soda and ruin my phone when I fell into the river.