Now, most of you know me as a calm and collected individual that extols the virtues of rational thinking and logical reasoning. So, I'm sure you'd expect me to echo other rational-minded individuals in saying that we're not all going to die when they start this thing up, but...
WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!
Do you see that fucking thing? That is a screaming metal death trap with a fucking light-switch to quantum-fucking-doom! I hope you're prepared to repent as you're being sucked, particle by particle, into a super-dense fuckstorm of mass, and that our lord and savior Jesus "Told You Bitches Science Was Bad" Christ doesn't hold a grudge against heathens like us. And in our time of planetary armageddon you won't even have to bother holding your loved ones during your last living moments because your entire nuclear-fucking-family will be fused together as you're stretched into a super-thin piece of spaghetti.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING!? YOU ARE FUCKED!!
Right now I'm fucking a clown tranny while a monkey injects black tar heroin into my arm because this shit is all over! You motherfuckers better live these next five days like they're your last, because a black hole is going to swallow you up like a big-mouth bass from the flaming depths of Hell! Ahahahahahahaha!
