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Why do Canadians sew a big fucking Maple leaf emblem on the back of their rucksacks? And why do they all come from 'just outside Toronto' - does anyone actually live in Toronto or do they all live just outside it?
Why are Americans so fucking loud when they're abroad? And where the fuck do they buy those check trousers?
Why do the Japanese carry cameras bigger than themselves and use umbrella's at the first sight of the sun?
Why do the Chinese stop on the street right in front of me, so I nearly fall over them? They come from the most densely populated country on earth, you'd think they be used of walking in the street.
Why do Australians I've never met before, call me mate?
Why do Russians never smile?
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