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My favorite:
"Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker." ?David Letterman
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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