Every fucking woman i meet i turn into total freaks, these chicks wont know how to yomp on a nomp properly and by the time im through with them they are taking it up the ass making me chicken noodle soup like my first name was campbell and cleaning my bathroom in lingerie.
and these days i dump them off like it was yesterdays turkey sandwhich, and you have to know SOME of you losers are picking up off of my scraps.
when you got the big dank you use it like a fucking conductor. i be playing chicks like i flipped from the percussion to brass section like i was mozart.
so i would like you people to use this thread as an opportunity to THANK ME for turning every fucking women i meet into a freak.
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