CUTTER

Ok, Juicy invited me to use his tanning bed. He has one in his basement.
I thought that was very nice of him.

First, he suggested that I tan naked, to avoid tan lines.

Then, he stated that it was more "eco-friendly" and energy efficient for us to tan together, at the same time . . . . . . in the same tanning bed, naked.


I wanted to do my part for the environment, but it felt very wrong. Everything we did in that tanning bed felt very wrong. I hope one day the world will recognize what I did for it.


Oh Juicy.