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Old 03-06-2003, 09:37 PM  
thatdykeliz
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Originally posted by gigi


Actually, she should be scheduled for INDUCTION...not a c-section. ;)
Fuck that induction shit...go for the zip-open-the-belly-and-get-good-drugs route. I had my labor induced with drugs and it was a hell that ensured my daughter will always be a fucking only child.

I was in labor for 21 hours, with no progress whatsoever...the contractions were a minute long and only a minute apart by the time I was 7 hours into it and they stayed that way until they decided to give me a C-section. Fuck that noise -- I wish they had just done the c-section right away and not put me through that.

Let me put it to you this way...you know how in the movies, when you see a scene set in a maternity ward, how there's always some woman screaming and howling and cursing somewhere sown the hall? That was me. At one point I called the nurse a fucking cum-sucking cock-smoking whore, and she went out of the room and refused to come back.
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