Originally Posted by newbreed

Let me clarify that...

I was pissed. My girl and I were arguing over her keys (she was WAY more wasted than I was) and cell phone. I had hidden her keys, and she left her cell phone at one of the many clubs we had been to that night.

In an attempt to calm her down, I told her I would go tear the truck apart to look for it, for the 3rd time.

The latch on my front door sticks, it had done that 1000 times, and I was just always to lazt to fix it.

This one time, I hit the glass at just the right speed and velocity to actually break the glass.

Because I was moving so fast forward, I went through the window, and skewered myself on the remaining glass in the frame.

It was a freak accident, at just the wrong time.