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Old 07-23-2008, 10:19 AM  
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Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
I don't understand how you "fell through" that window. Or maybe I just don't drink enough to visualize it.


Let me clarify that...

I was pissed. My girl and I were arguing over her keys (she was WAY more wasted than I was) and cell phone. I had hidden her keys, and she left her cell phone at one of the many clubs we had been to that night.

In an attempt to calm her down, I told her I would go tear the truck apart to look for it, for the 3rd time.

The latch on my front door sticks, it had done that 1000 times, and I was just always to lazt to fix it.

This one time, I hit the glass at just the right speed and velocity to actually break the glass.

Because I was moving so fast forward, I went through the window, and skewered myself on the remaining glass in the frame.

It was a freak accident, at just the wrong time.
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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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