BIG ASS POST about this, to get the whole back story. So read up.
Man party at JC's for OCCash's suite at the Hardrock Friday afternoon...
We are having a blast, about 10 guys, pizza, beer, water, and Penny Flame. Not thirty minutes ago, I got tired of Cory saying he could kick my ass, got up, too my watch off, emptied my pockets, and proceeded to bring Cory to the ground and choke the life out of him. When I say choke the life out of him, I'm being truthful.
You see, Cory forgot to mention he had asthma. So after taking him down, getting his back (I got accused by Cory he felt a hardon), and slapping a rear naked choke on him, Cory starts convulsing. Now, everyone knows what a tapout is. It's mainstream now, but not Cory. I couldn't see his face or what he was doing because I was grinding his back choking him out. But Just Dave, StevePP, PornoDan, and others say that Cory had the look of a drowning man, and was reaching, no rather trying to swim to the surface to get air. The kicker was that I didn't even have the choke hold tight, I was waiting for JC to get his camera, so he could film it. Soon as I felt Cory convulse, I let go.
I felt bad, I didn't know. Cory convulsed for a little bit, then popped straight up his feet, swaying like wino after a heavy night of drinking vino from the box. I hold him steady for a bit, ask him if he was okay, and he was. I apologized, he yelled at me, "I have fucking asthma man"! I apologize some more, he's okay, but then starts with Penny Flame.
Penny being the bad ass bitch she is, jumps right up and takes Cory on. Cory attempts to shoot on Penny TWICE! Penny shuts his ass down, and then proceeds to knee and kick him. Penny stops, she made her point. We all go smoke.
Cory get's this girl to come up to the man party he met the night before. He comes over to where me, Penny, Megan, and Shameless are smoking, and lights one up. Cory looks at me and says, "Bro, I really like this girl. Say something mean to her, so I can punch you in the head".
I said. No fucking way!
Cory: Come on Bro, I'd do it for you!
Me: Fuck that shit.
Cory: Please? Just say something.
Cory leaves. I bullshit with Meg, Penny, and Rick, and then decide, ok, I'll do it.
I start walking back to the living room of JC's suite, and say the only thing I could think of was while looking at her was her hair, and said...
"Hi, I'm Anthony, your roots look terrible".
It took Cory a second to get it, he pops right up, and rush to punch me, I"m expecting a punch to the head, I cover up, expecting a punch to the head, but NNNNOOO... Cory punches me in the GUT! HARD. I double over, he pushes me, and kicks me about 4 or 5 times with his foot's instep while I'm curled up fetal postion. The whole time yelling, "Don't you ever talk shit to my girl", and "You apologize to her right now fucker".
Staying in character, for MY BRO, I get up and say sorry, and then go smoke. Here I am thinking I did a good thing, I let my friend who wanted to impress a girl take a swing on me in his semi drunking fucked up state, kick me a few times, and act a character for a girl he likes.
But then I find out I took a punch to the liver, and kicks to the head and body for a fucking
HOOKER!!!
FOR 25 fucking signups.
MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Cory owes me.
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