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Am I Pussy Whipped???
What I do:
Go to work, call her maybe 2 times, she calls me maybe 2 times.
Come home (she is usually here waiting).
Eat with her.
Sleep with her (she stays until like 5am every day).
wake up and call her to say goodmorning.
have no social life AT ALL because she starts a fucking war if i even mention a friend.
sit on pc all night until its like 4am and i have to be at work at 7:30.
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What She Does:
Cooks for us.
Cleans for us.
Buys cigerettes for us ( i smoke like chimney).
Buys me very expensive toys (including this pc).
Pays my bills with my money.
When i have no money she pays my bills.
Irons all my clothes daily.
Stays with me even though i have no money.
Cleans my 3 rabbit cages every 2 days.
Shovels my driveway of snow.
Mows my lawn in spring.
She laid new tile in my kitchen (i helped but she bought it and did most work).
Washes my car twice a week by hand inside and out.
Puts up with my porn biz but refuses to pose nude.
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All that said ... does my friend have right to say im whipped?
I mean, if she did all that for you, wouldnt you drop your social life and call her a zillion times a day?
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