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Originally Posted by Davey Jones
Not if anyone finds out.
I figure counterfeit money is good for tipping strippers. It's dark in strip clubs. Just print out some 20's on your ink jet on some thick pulpy paper and give it to them, they'll never notice most of them take their money give it a glance to make sure you aren't giving them a $1 and stuff it in their snizz.
This should also work well at nightclubs. Go to the bar order a drink or two, hand him the cash and say keep the change. It's too dark to tell.
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The only problem is that the majority of club owners are bad guys or working with them.
They also all have ultraviolet machines to double-check the bills(of course they don't have the time when they work to use it most of it the time... but it's really a bad idea of getting caught)
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