Just record what is getting said in the toilets of adult webmaster shows. Great stuff! Especially when you hear stories in a foreign language that the other guys in the room don't think you'll understand anyway.
For me such an experience was a reason NOT to start promoting a large program, because it then became very clear to me that their affiliate manager (who is still active in the bizz with the same program) just was a big dork without any respect for his affiliates.